Farmer Abner Zombie
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About Farmer Abner Zombie
- A Joe Spencer Design For Gallerie II
If you venture out to the country, beware of Farmer Abner! This hilarious zombie will scare the daylights out of you and your friends. His bloodshot eyes stand way out and his grin is maniacal. Who says the countryside is peaceful?
So, meet Farmer Abner Zombie by Joe Spencer – the scarecrow that decided to take a detour through the afterlife and ended up looking more thrilled than terrified. This stuffed fabric ragdoll isn't your typical farmhand; he's the undead overachiever with a grin so terrifying, even crows might reconsider landing on his field.
Abner's eyes are not just bloodshot; they're practically doing the thriller dance out of their sockets. Who knew the afterlife could be so amusing? His gray hair, or what's left of it, is more like a silver halo of spookiness, and those sideburns? Well, they're so undead-chic, even zombies from neighboring farms are asking for styling tips.
Dressed to decompose, Abner rocks a pair of blue overalls that have seen better days and a plaid shirt that screams, ""I might be undead, but I've got fashion brains."" His terrifying grin is like the pumpkin spice of the zombie world – a seasonal delight that leaves you both horrified and oddly amused.
Whether you're decking out your haunted house or just want a conversation starter that doubles as a scarecrow, Farmer Abner Zombie is your go-to guy. Because when it comes to the afterlife, who says you can't be both frightening and fashionable? Get ready for a harvest of horror and hilarity with Abner on your team!
Item #: FGS70025