{"product_id":"i-told-you-i-was-sick-chunky-sitter","title":"I Told You I Was Sick Chunky Sitter","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Dan DiPaolo Halloween Design for Primitives by Kathy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA wooden sitter from our Halloween Collection displaying a playful headstone design recreated from an original hand carved and painted piece with a funny epitaph inspired sentiment that reads \"\"I Told You I Was Sick.\"\" This rustic headstone sitter features handmade details including a sculpted cross and border accents as well as a distressed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur I Told You I Was Sick chunky sitter is designed to free-stand on a flat surface for display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA rustic Halloween home accent perfect for a fun graveyard themed display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of spooky humor to your Halloween décor with the I Told You I Was Sick Chunky Sitter from Primitives by Kathy. This eye catching decorative piece is styled like a weathered tombstone, bringing playful graveyard charm to mantels, shelves, entry tables, and seasonal displays. Its witty sentiment instantly sparks conversation and adds a lighthearted twist to traditional Halloween decorating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with a distressed ivory finish, this chunky sitter features a classic gothic arch shape accented by dimensional architectural details. A raised cross sits prominently at the top, while subtle black linework and decorative dot accents frame the design. The bold \"I Told You I Was Sick\" message is displayed in a simple, vintage inspired font that stands out against the aged background. The freestanding base provides stability, making it easy to incorporate into tabletop arrangements, haunted house scenes, or tiered tray displays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of Halloween humor, gothic décor, and quirky seasonal accents, this piece pairs beautifully with pumpkins, skeletons, black cats, and other spooky favorites. Whether displayed as a standalone statement or mixed into a larger Halloween vignette, it brings personality and charm to your seasonal decorating. It also makes a fun gift for collectors who appreciate a little sarcasm with their spooky season style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"desc-item-number\"\u003eItem #: PK122009\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43366115049539,"sku":"PK122009","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0061\/6284\/1667\/files\/i-told-you-was-sick-chunky-sitter-pk122009-373.jpg?v=1781043977","url":"https:\/\/christmastraditions.com\/products\/i-told-you-i-was-sick-chunky-sitter","provider":"Traditions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}